So, after much debate (mostly my monologue) I convinced my wife to get one of those vacuuming robots. I named him Robbie. Not the most creative name, I know. Robbie and I have become fast pals. I pour a glass of wine, open up Robbie’s app and he goes to work for the next 90 minutes. I pour me another glass. Robbie then makes his way back to his dock and I give him a good cleaning. Now, my wife Melissa thinks this is as lazy as it gets. She thinks this is everything that’s wrong with people today. I’m always quick to point out I still have to put chairs up on tables, make sure the boy’s toys are out of the way...that all takes a lot of effort. She doesn’t buy a word of it. I can see I’m never going to win this debate.
So, I pour another glass.